Who wants to clap with me in a giant circle?
If you like Wisconsin and immediately respond with ‘We Must Protect This House’ when you hear Under Armour, then boy are you in for a treat between 2016 and 2026.
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According to Jeff Potrykus of Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, the Universty of Wisconsin-Madison Board of Regents will likely vote to replace the school’s athletic agreement with Adidas in favor of the Maryland-based Under Armour.
Let’s face it, nobody likes Adidas. If people say they do, it’s probably because the ghost of Adi Dassler possessed their house and they have to be nice to the specter or face a lifetime in Herzogenaurach, Germany listening to David Hasselhoff ballads.