HIT THE MUSIC!
It is time to give a Big Ten-centric preview of the upcoming college football weekend that declines to use stats or analysis and instead...deals only in vibes. This post is a shorter version of the old Big Ten Roast that I used to do (not last year though, because last year sucked and I didn’t really feel like cracking jokes) so hopefully you’ll tolerate this as much as you tolerated that.
Bowling Green at Minnesota, Saturday, 9/25, 11:00 a.m. CT, ESPNU; Minnesota -31
This morning (Thursday) it was 45 degrees when I woke up which means it is officially Big Boy SZN.