Take ’tak (noun): a strong opinion, frequently wrong to a hilarious degree, designed primary to elicit a visceral response in the listener and to boost social media traffic.
Not gonna lie, it’s a slow takes week.
With Wisconsin’s precipitous fall in the rankings post-BYU loss, the national media hype machine has gone quiet. The Badgers’ bounce-back win against Iowa on Saturday hushed the apocalyptic howling of the fanbase down to a dull roar. (Auth. note: I saw a poorly-spelled one about moving on from Paul Chryst that I’m not even going to dignify with a snarky .