I like it when people put themselves on the line. Damn weird and mean Twitter accounts like Old Takes Exposed. Shoot your shot. It’s a respectable thing.
And that’s why I’m here. Hi. I’m going to give you the only three predictions that you need for tonight’s game between the Wisconsin Badgers and the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers, There are only three paths for this game to go. Choose your own adventure, I won’t judge.
Just know that these are all completely accurate. And they will all happen. I don’t joke. Read my Twitter, I’m clearly not funny.