Hello, friends.
I am sorry there was no Roast last week. I really wanted to tear aOsu limb from metaphorical limb, but I’m sure it wouldn’t have mattered because Urban Meyer has already forgotten about being steamrolled by Purdue and The Roast’s Tiny, Shifty Adult Son Rondale Moore. I wanted to discuss the absolute DISRESPEKT that Michigan showed to Michigan State both before, and during, the game. Northwestern squeaked by Rutgers, huh? I bet even with a backup quarterback the Badgers can win in Evanston.
Anyway, I couldn’t write any of that because I was in Portland all week for a conference.