We have already discussed the myriad misgivings I have about playing a college football season in a pandemic, so this Roast won’t be about that. This Roast will be about some good, old-fashioned, hate-fueled vitriol directed at the other members of this incredibly dumb conference filled with jagoffs. Let’s get to it.
S&P+ rank: Overall 25th, Offense 31st, Defense 27th, Special Teams 30th
Last week’s results: (W) vs. No. 8 Penn State, 36-35
Biggest strength: If you are in any way an Extremely Online College Football Fan you know about #9WINDIANA and Homefield Apparel (they don’t have Badgers gear yet, but their shirts are some of the most comfortable I own) and the crazy IUFB cult that Crimson Quarry’s Twitter account has been cultivating for years.