I guess it is now an accepted fact that Wisconsin can’t beat Minnesota in Madison at any sport this year. That’s fine. Just ... whatever. Let them have their one year of happiness before the new decade and a half of sadness envelops their cold, dead hearts. I will be attending the Badgers/Gophers game at The Barn in February and will look to reverse the mojo by smashing a bottle of New Glarus Belgian Red on their stupid-ass raised floor and brandishing it at Goldy Gopher until I’m carried off by security. You’re welcome.
You all should also probably be thanking me for what the Philadelphia Eagles have done to the Packers’ main rivals over the past two weeks.