Due to having to work a bunch this week so I can have the weekend off to celebrate an early Thanksgiving with my visiting parents, there will be no #deepthoughts intro to the Roast this week. Sorry if that means you have to spend less time in the bathroom avoiding your job/family/parole officer.
I assume that anyone who reads this column regularly has at least a little bit of a record. Anyways! On to the Roast!
S&P+ rank: 81st overall, 82nd offense, 75th defense, 33rd special teams
Last week’s result: (W) vs.