Greetings, sports team fan.
If you are reading this, then your favorite team has lost an important sports game. First off, let us express our deepest sympathies for your team’s loss. We recognize the importance of sports in your life. Know that we, too, have experienced the profound ennui that accompanies a major defeat.
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To assist you in the healing process, the crack psychological team at B5Q has developed this handy loss-assessment diagnostic tool. By taking the following survey, you will be able to accurately determine the level of pain you should be feeling right now, as well as gauge the appropriate response to ensure that you will be able to quickly return to rooting for your favorite squad.