Before you shout at me, please keep in mind that these grades take into account “degree of difficulty.” Eastern Michigan isn’t that good, and Wisconsin should run all over them. And they did! It was great. Chez Mellusi averaged over seven yards per carry and had 100 yards before the first quarter was over. Isaac Guerendo scored an 82-yard touchdown and Jalen Berger looked solid on his 15 (what the hell?!?! EVERY GAME!) carries. True freshman Braelon Allen scored his first career touchdown and ran physically.