The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances.
I’ve got a lot of problems with you people! Now, you’re going to hear about it!
- You, Gritty, my son tells me you stink! You’ve been haunting our nightmares for the last several months. Do you know how much therapy you’ve ... I lost my train of thought. Gimme a second.
- Oh, Urban Meyer, are you seriously teaching a leadership & character class? What are you going to be, the counterexample? And you’ll probably talk about some garbage alluding to “Great Man Theory” .