While some might make the argument that there are more important Badger Football topics to cover as fall camp chugs toward a close, I think now is the perfect moment to bestow first, second, and third team (and honorable mention) All-Wisconsin Football Nickname Team awards.
And please don’t worry if none of these monikers are actually in current use. Because they will be soon enough.
First Team
“My Cousin” Vinny Anthony
John “Pope” Pius X
JT “By Air, Land or” Seagreaves
Nyzier “One, Two, Three and to the” Fourqurean
Darrion “You, Me and” Dupree
Preston Zachman, & Jones, LLC
Second Team
Jonas “Brothers” Duclona
Amare “100% Chance of” Snowden
“Johan” Sebastian Cheeks
Gavin “Silence of the” Lahm
Atticus “Finch” Bertrams
Chez “Whiz” Mellusi
Third Team
Riley “West Towne” Mahlman
Brandon “Fast” Lane
Tawee “Run Don’t” Walker
Will/Cade “Ronald” McDonald
Omillio “Greg” Agard
Angel “Of the Morning” Toombs
Honorable Mentions
Thomas Heiberger and Fries
Bryson “Show Me That” Green
Ryan Cory Raymer
Cole “Slaw” LaCrue
Jack “Full” Nelson
Barrett “Judd” Nelson