‘Twas the game before Christmas and all through the campus
In the town that brings troubles to a team that’s named Kansas;
Fans and students supported their team with care,
In hopes that championships soon would be there
Inside the arena, fans got in their seats
While reminiscing about Virginia getting beat.
With my bro in his hoodie, and I in my cap,
We sat there hoping the game’s not a trap
When across the room there arose such a clatter
We looked to the court to see what was the matter
Lights all over the ceiling began to rotate and flash
As some cheerleaders rolled out a blue and gold sash
The building got loud as the announcer cheered,
"Let’s roll out the carpet and bring on the Mountaineers!