Topics covered include:
- The Sabanization of the SEC
- Is Jeremy Pruitt going to be another failed attempt at being Saban Lite, or will he follow Kirby Smart’s lead and be an *actually good* coach
- FAU at Oklahoma being played at noon on Saturday instead of in primetime on Thursday or Friday night is a criminal offense
- The Hooting Musket returns!
- Texas Tech is somehow favored against Ole Miss in the AdvoCare Texas Kickoff
- How bad, exactly, are the Red Raiders going to be this season, and who wins the Kliff Kingsbury offensive coordinator sweepstakes
- Texas Back?