The West Virginia University Mountaineers Marching Band has been told by the Big 12 Conference it needs to shorten it's pre-game routine by two-and-a-half minutes.
The Pride of West Virginia Marching Band has been notified by The Big 12 Conference that it's pre-game routine needs to be shortened to better suit the conferences rule that both teams have until 20 minutes before kickoff to warm up on the field.
This seems better suited coming from a satirical new site like The Onion. Unfortunately, it's coming from the Big 12 Conference Head Quarters in Irving, Texas.