Waldorf: The season’s about month and a half old, and those teams in the Big 12 aren’t half bad!
Statler: You’re right, they’re all bad!
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Waldorf: I just applied to be a Big 12 referee.
Statler: Why the hell would you do that?
Waldorf: I won’t have to watch the games anymore!
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Waldorf: Looks like Texas’ defense decided not to show up again!
Statler: That makes them smarter than both of us!