"PAY HEED, ALL Who Enter: Beware of the Phog.''
Well, OK, maybe not all. Or apparently not all of the time.
Because right this second, walking into Kansas' Phog Allen Fieldhouse is like heading into the Vatican to hear an altar boy celebrate Mass, or entering the Oval Office and finding the janitor sitting behind the desk.
Yes, there are people with basketballs on the court, doing what James Naismith's rules suggest one do with a basketball on a court, what Wilt Chamberlain and 28 other first-team All-Americans have done on this, their home court.