MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — Reese Donahue took a knee at midfield, his own personal victory formation in breathless staging for a marriage proposal.
Defensive coordinator Tony Gibson took a swipe at Kansas for an untimed two-pointer at the end of a long-decided game.
Will Grier took a day off from Heisman contention thanks to a trilogy of atrocious throws in the red zone.
Head coach Dana Holgorsen just wanted to take a Tylenol.
“It’s the second week in a row that I’m going home a winner with a headache,” he said.
West Virginia beat Kansas 38-22, a final score worth zero style points and fraught with more red flags than a May Day parade in Moscow.