West Ham’s teenagers swapped glances and shuffled quietly within the tight confines of the tunnel as Wycombe kept them waiting.
The League Two team had already ignored the buzzer and a rap on the door from the butt of an assistant referee’s flag.
Still nothing. A few more seconds filtered by before referee Darren Deadman rolled his eyes, banged once more and yelled for Gareth Ainsworth to send his team out.
The door burst open just as Love Runs Out by OneRepublic exploded from two enormous floor speakers inside the home dressing room and shook the rabbit warren of plywood inside Adams Park.