Transfer Deadline Day has the habit of springing up some of football's most wacky and wonderful moments.
Something in the mix of desperation, emotions, and nostalgia fuels a self-fulfilling prophecy of it being the most dramatic day on the transfer calendar.
Plenty of scenarios could have made this list.
Leicester botched their £22m move for Adrien Silva in August 2017 because the paperwork arrived 14 seconds late, while unsuspecting Sky Sports reporter Alan Irwin once had an adult toy rammed in his ear while on air.
We've picked just a selection of five for this one, some of which are absolute classics and some of which are more obscure, which highlight the truly bonkers nature of transfer Deadline Day dealings.