The highlight reel of this won’t take long to watch. Sam Allardyce, however, won’t care a jot.
You’ll be hard pushed to find a duller football match than this over the weekend.
Crystal Palace didn't produce a single shot on target all afternoon yet, somehow, managed a huge victory towards Premier League survival thanks to Troy Deeney’s second half own goal.
Watford, of course, will count themselves unfortunate.