DISCLAIMER:With Tuesday's big Thunder-Wizards game on the horizon, we want to make it clear the following post is satire. We have no qualms with the Thunder or the fine state of Oklahoma.
As we're all aware, Kevin Durant is coming to Washington on Tuesday night as the Wizards host the Thunder. It's the Thunder's lone trip to the Verizon Center this season. Undoubtedly, it's going to be an awkward event for everyone as D.C. tries to awkward court one of their competitors to join the team next season.