I’m probably going to end up compressing my traditional player-by-player offseason statistical doppelganger series because I have stared into the abyss, and I don’t want to be responsible for the extended anguish some of the more sensitive Washington Wizards fans.
Don’t worry — I’m going to make you suffer through some of my pain. I just don’t think everyone needs a full dose of Wizards sturm and drang.
Now, the doppelganger machine isn’t high science. Overall, it does a reasonably good of showing a player’s overall style and quality of production. That said, it was built for offseason fun and hijinks, and.