Actual conversation tonight after the Washington Wizards beat the Sacramento Kings 73-69 in scintillating summer league action:
Me: Alex Sarr made a shot tonight.
Son (giving a classic “hey how ‘bout that” nod, turning back to his phone, then abruptly looking up): Wait, you mean one?
Me: Yeah, 1-6.
Son (after a moment’s contemplation): So that’s one for his last 21. Maybe he should work on his shooting?
If you recorded this one with plans of watching it back later, I offer this advice: don’t.