Beat badly by another shitty team, the Washington Wizards are reeling. Except it’s more like a carousel, isn’t it? Look, there’s Scott Brooks getting pissed, “plain and simple” per Bradley Beal. And the scary-movie-cheery music plays on. There’s Wall and Beal watching from the bench in the fourth quarter after pissing away another game to a sub-.500 team. The music catches, the gears turn, a puff of smoke pushes free from the machinery, and the thing keeps spinning. Oh look, there’s Michael Kidd-Gilchrist smoking a cigar and shredding the riff from “All Along the Watchtower” while dunking on Otto Porter.
Hornets Bury Wizards: Basketball as Fugue State
