After 32 games of the 2023-24 NBA regular season, it’s safe to conclude the Wizards are a bad team. They have the third worst record and the fourth worst scoring differential. Their rallying cry is derived from their “star’s” tweet: “At least we’re not Detroit.”
That’s meager solace to long-suffering fans, but...well...Washington’s longest losing streak so far this season is just nine games. The Detroit Pistons’ record-smashing ineptitude yawned out more than three times as long.
I mean, the Wizards losing binge lasted two interminable weeks. Detroit’s lasted two months!
Somehow, the Pistons have just three fewer wins than the Wizards do so far this season.