: Nothing. No titles, no banners, no 50-win seasons. No conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning.
In short, Washington has been the George Costanza of the NBA.
But something strange happened these last two months. It’s like Scott Brooks introduced us to the Bizarro Wizards.
Up is down, down is up.
Long-time fans are having difficulty accepting their new reality: The Wizards are no longer a short, stalky, slow-witted franchise.
Since everything in the world can be explained by Seinfeld, we’ll try to make sense of the new look Wizards in a segment I like to call … The Mid-Season Seinfeld Awards.