This is a bad joke article. Don't drink this.
Baxter the beer-reviewing dog is out this week, spending time with the girlfriend' parents as we head out of town. Without him, I soon realized I am ill-equipped to select a proper beer of the game.
Normally, Bax might suggest some sort of beer that implies being at (or below) rock bottom after the Portland State loss. But without his guidance, I just couldn't figure out a good beer that fit that bill.
However, all is not lost. I believe I have the perfect beverage for Cougar football's current state: Bleach.