Good morning, Coug fans.
In a world full of statements typed out on digital stationary, most of us have been left with more questions than answers. For that reason, I’ve decided to write a script of how I think the meeting with the rest of the schools in what was once the Conference of Champions went, on that fated day. For the sake of the joke, and not actually hurting anyones feelings, I will be calling everyone “Mr. Oregon State” or “Mr. Stanford” because my mom watched a lot of Sex and the City when I was growing up, and it just feels right.