Greetings from Flight Level 350 on American Airlines Flight 71, off the east coast of Ireland, where the only thing higher than this aircraft is the state of our picks! Ok, and also probably Keith Richards but that’s neither here nor there. We’ll get to that in a few seconds, but first, I’d like to take a moment to applaud American for somehow finding a wormhole in the space-time continuum.
You’ll be stunned to learn that my flight did not depart for DFW 13 minutes before it arrived from DFW.