I would first like to begin this article by thanking Air Force members for their service, because I don’t feel entirely comfortable teasing an entire branch of military before that preface. Now that I have that out of the way — hi Cougs! I’m here, in Phoenix!! And I’m pretty excited about it. The city itself is cool, surrounded by desert and mountains but still maintaining a glimmer of urban terrain.
So I decided to take a page from the environment and look at what it would be like if our mascot, beloved Butch T. Cougar, met the Air Force falcon in real life.