Welcome to... the offseason! (Air horns blast).
We’ve got a long, mostly boring, at times exciting ride in store for you in which we’ll spend a fair amount of time trying to understand how it’s not February yet. The Nats will play their first spring game on February 23rd, 2018, which is in 114 days, and the only starter getting at-bats will be Adam Eaton, because how long has it been since the man was in a batter’s box, my God. Yikes. Okay, overdid the spring thing.
I mean, look, with all due respect (you’re reading this article right now), why would you read this article?