These Wire Taps are being written before the end of the WBC game, so pick one of the two following clever intros to your morning Wire Taps depending on the outcome of last night's game.
Japan wins: Wow, it just seems incredibly stupid that Daniel Murphy essentially wasted his Spring Training to be on a team in a meaningless tournament that didn't even win said meaningless tournament.
U.S. wins: OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT! OH BEAUTIFUL FOR SPACIOUS SKIES, FOR AMBER WAVES OF GRAIN!