Bryce Harper’s odds of ending up in Orange and Black are looking increasingly high, which, as it goes, isn’t a bad outcome. Sure, the Giants beat the Nats in a testy NLDS (then again, what NL team didn’t fall to the Giants in the 2010s) and brawled with them (over... Bryce Harper and a player that no longer pitches for San Francisco), but beyond that, they’re far away, not a *real* rival, have a nice ballpark and fanbase, and best of all, only come to D.C. three times a year but still play the Braves, Mets, and Phillies seven times each.