I suppose I’ve made it clear over the last while how much I would rather saw off my own toes with a serrated Ikea knife than write a half-substantial intro, but for today, we should probably include an introduction. That’s because today we’re looking back at the season to ask ourselves the age-old question, “Well what the f&%^ did we learn, Palmer?”
Here’s some things we learned this fall:
- UCLA’s run defense sucks
- Hurricanes are college football’s natural enemy
- Kim Jong-Un is still crazy
- UCLA’s run defense really sucks
- The SEC isn’t even that good
- Oh wait the SEC is good
- You’ve got to be kidding me, it’s an all-SEC national championship
- UCLA’s run defense really really sucks
But when it comes to our own beloved Dawgs, here’s what we actually found out: