Overheard in a coffee shop: two men on the plight of the UW Men’s Basketball Coach
Mitch: Hey, Clem. How’s it hanging?
Clem: Mitchy, my boy. Same as it ever was: black and strong, just like how I like my coffee.
M: heh-heh. That never get’s old, my friend. Mind if I join you?
C: Just don’t expect me to buy the coffee.
M: You know I’m a tea guy.
C: There’s still hope for you. Anybody can make a comeback. Even from tea.
M: You think so?
C: Sure, look at my boy LoRo.