Ah, so we've reached the halfway-ish-est point of the season. This is, in my fair opinion, quite an accomplishment after The Events of Saturday October 14th meant many of you surely had to be given horse tranquilizer to prevent any bleach from being thrown down the hatch.
But congratulations on making it here anyway, fellow Husky fans.
As always, I hate intros, so let’s get to it:
An 11% Sober and 100% Accurate Rundown of Absolutely Everything
At this point it’s obvious most of us are less likely to provide a measured, rational response to this team than we are to a nationally divisive issue like, say, protesting racially-corresponding police brutality during the anthem, or whether the New York Yankees are the lovechild of Satan and Vlad the Impaler.