*Singing to the tune of Beastie Boys* You gotta fight. For your right. To not have to write intros because they suck.
What is there to introduce? You all saw the game. There were some highlights. There were lots of lowlights. Confusing ones where you’re all like “WTF m8 how did we get so bad?”
Let’s check all of the above out.
A 46% Sober and 100% Accurate Rundown of Absolutely Everything
Ugh, now that was a disgusting football game. If you, like me, are trying to get the taste of it out of your mouth, may I suggest the following:
- Devil’s Dill #2 sandwich (for those stuck in Oregon)
- Dave Niehaus’ call of The Double
- Chicken n’ dumplings
- Chicken n’ dumplings n’ beer
- Chicken n’ dumplings n’ beer n’ mini spring rolls
- The Point
- Little Big Burger with bacon and blue cheese (also for those in Oregon) EDIT UPDATE: AS OF TODAY OCTOBER 9TH THERE’S LBB IN SEATTLE GOD IS REAL.