Intros are *Very Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Recreation voice* the woooooorst.
So let’s not.
Here’s some words that are not an intro:
A 100% Accurate and 92% Sober Rundown of Absolutely Everything
First thing’s first: that was the first time we’ve seen Jacob Eason have a legitimately bad game. And, other than two egregious throws and his lack of climbing-the-pocket instincts, it was still alright, as far as bad games go. The silver lining, if Washington’s gonna lose, is that at least Eason could look not NFL-ready doing it.
That being said, by my estimation saying Eason “looked bad” isn’t very accurate — or at least is only half so.