Nah, not an intro day today. Just not feelin’ it. Maybe next week.
A 100% Sober and 100% Accurate Rundown of Absolutely Everything
Elephant in the room: I realize you read that caption and thought “Yeah right, 100% sober? You lying conniving ho.” But no, it’s correct. Granted, not because I was trying to be healthy or anything, but because I was playing hockey right after and, unlike my goalie, am not a fan of being drunk on the ice.
Anyways, I know the talk of le town after this weekend is Mike Penix and Co going full Dresden on East Lansing, but for me it’s something different.