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Stuff and Shenanigans: This is decisively not Sparta

Nah, not an intro day today. Just not feelin’ it. Maybe next week.

A 100% Sober and 100% Accurate Rundown of Absolutely Everything

Elephant in the room: I realize you read that caption and thought “Yeah right, 100% sober? You lying conniving ho.” But no, it’s correct. Granted, not because I was trying to be healthy or anything, but because I was playing hockey right after and, unlike my goalie, am not a fan of being drunk on the ice.

Anyways, I know the talk of le town after this weekend is Mike Penix and Co going full Dresden on East Lansing, but for me it’s something different.