Intro:
I believe it was the declaration of independence that said:
A 72% Sober and 100% Accurate Rundown of Absolutely Everything
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to something something and blah blah, we find it self-evident that one ought to be able to hold two thoughts in one’s head, that:
- Washington’s offense looked mildly poo-ish compared to their usual levelling of opponents and
- The pace of play — largely dictated deliberately by Arizona — made the score artificially low in a way that overstates the offensive meh-ness.