So, um.......................................
That might have been the bleakest thing I’ve ever seen, which is saying something considering 10 months ago a kitten died in my arms.
(Joking, obviously.
It was on my lap.)
A 100% Accurate and 0% Sober Rundown of Absolutely Everything
Usually I write something here that includes, like, “thoughts” or “takes” or whatever, but this game was like watching a B-52 drop stool-filled oil drums on a stadium and, as such, has no vernacular equivalent that can accurately capture it all. Subsequently I thought the closest English can get to expressing what ought to be expressed is through the majesty of poetry.