Intros are still dumb, but just a reminder that you can make them a little bit less dumb by sending 14 easy payments of $0.44 to Paypal.me/gabeynotgabby and, in return, I’ll write a limerick or, like, something, about how great you are in next week’s edition.
Anyhoo, since we’d all rather I drill any number of power tools into my frontal lobe than read another word that’s not actually about last weekend’s game of ball-of-the-foot, I’m gonna go ahead and shut up so you can get to the following:
A 100% Accurate and 83% Sober Rundown of Absolutely Everything
Really this game was about how, in the first half, Washington has the potential to execute so cleanly and consistently and how, in the second half, Washington could get away with not being their best simply because they’re a far superior team; against someone else, this may have been worrisome.