Hi, I’m First Half Washington, and I chug lard.
And I’m Second Half Washington, and I kill serially and get away with it.
A 100% Accurate and 72% Sober Rundown of Absolutely Everything
First and foremost, let’s give some love to the one young guy everyone’s been clamoring for since before the season even began: I’m speaking, of course, about Matteo Mele.
Kidding, obviously, since nobody but the biggest dorks nerd out about the offensive line, but real talk — Mele held up really well in his first career start, as did Henry Bainivalu for the most part after quickly filling in for a Jaxson Kirkland injury.