Intros are stupid.
On to the next thought:
A 53% Sober and 100% Accurate Rundown of Absolutely Everything
First of all, as if we needed more reasons to worship Greg F. Gaines and the joy he brings to We the Lowly Fans™. I don’t think it’s histrionic to say that seeing that cannon ball-looking dude dive for a one mile per hour interception was the best thing to happen to all of humanity forever, and yes I’m including the fall of the Berlin Wall and discovery of penicillin and invention of beer, so don’t ask. Not to be hyperbolic or anything, but have you ever seen Mr.