Steve Spurrier is riding into the sunset, leaving behind a legacy of no-so-heartwarming sarcasm.
Happy trails, Steve Spurrier.
Three of the sharp-tongued Ol’ Ball Coach’s best quips:
• On Tennessee missing out on the Sugar Bowl: “You can’t spell Citrus without U-T.”
• On Florida State’s off-field issues: “You know what FSU stands for, don’t you? Free Shoes University.”
• On a fire that destroyed 20 books at the Auburn library: “The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.”
NFL headlines
• At Fark.com: “Bengals’ condition upgraded from Dangerous to Deadly / Seahawks downgraded from Dangerous to Generous.