Once, when my wife and I were arguing, she told me I was acting like a child. I told her that made her a pedophile, and I wasn't going to stand there and argue with a pervert.
First a useless fact or two.
- Overly simplistic passwords account for more than 80% of all computer password hacks.
- The top three health-related searches on the internet are (in order): Depression, Allergies, and Cancer.
- Dentists recommend toothbrushes be kept at least six feet from a toilet to protect from airborne contaminates during flushing reaching the toothbrush.