Have you ever noticed how dentists can never ask a question that can be answered with a "yes" or a "no"? Remember, with out ugliness, there is no beauty. Without stupidity, there is no intelligence. And viola, the existence of the Oregon Ducks is justified.
It's time for your useless facts.
- Starfish don't have brains
- The opening to the cave in which a bear hibernates is always on the north slope.
- Rats are unable to vomit, which is why rat poison is so effective.
- A "nepheligenous" is someone filling a room wit tobacco smoke.