In the words of 2004’s Time Magazine Person of the Year, Strongbad*: Holy crap.
That sure was something last week. How about we follow that up with a cursed opponent having a down year which of course means they’re even more cursed even though logically Washington should crush ‘em?
Here’s how to watch the homecoming matchup of malamutes versus demon spirits of the desert variety, including betting lines because that’s how the world works now. Wayne Gretzky and Jamie Foxx are personally invested in you doing this, for some reason (?). I will not be partaking because I make what I’m legally obligated to refer to as “simply different but neither better nor worse” decisions.