Okay, here's the thing. I do not have a draft or outline or “notes” or any of those things that professional, well-respected people put down before writing something to ensure it’s a coherent thesis instead of certifiable Hanford waste in word form.
You might be surprised to hear that even I always do an outline before writing something. Yeah, that’s right: That dog vomit you usually read with my name as the byline is me doing my best. Even this.
But today we’re not doing an outline, because I don’t even know what I’m going to say.